About
Formed in 2016, Brian Aneurysm is not just a band. Brian Aneurysm is a revolution in music. Don't ask us what genre we are because we transcend categorization. We believe in never letting people guess our next move.
Everyone else still hasn't sent me pictures or bios, so I filled everything in for them. - Nico
Vocals - Fang
The face of the band, Fang is just a surfer dude (gender neutral), but without the surfing because we're landlocked. He is a man of many talents: he can sing, play guitar, cook, knit, and carry large numbers of folding chairs. He even cuts his own hair and will probably cut yours too if you ask.
Favorite food: Xiaolongbao
Special talent: Confusing everyone about his gender
Guitar - Keiter
Keiter is an unhinged woman. She's responsible for most of the creative decisions because somehow her ideas manage to work out. She also has too many hobbies for me to list here, and she's still looking for new things to do, for some reason. I can never get a hold of her because she's always busy with something. Keiter, if you're reading this, answer my texts.
Favorite food: Peanut butter and pickle sandwiches
Days without an accident: 0
Bass - Mo
Mo tried growing out of her emo phase in college, with no success. Currently, she likes bats, bands with indecipherable logos, and gluing spikes to her clothes. She has a black cat named Morticia, more commonly called Mo Jr. She most likely wrote the lyrics to any songs that are about death. She thinks we should have at least one per album.
Favorite food: Fish tacos
Ideal Friday night: Watching slasher movies
Drums - Nico
Nico is the cutest and most handsome member of the band, and they have great fashion sense. And they're so good at drumming! And they're so funny. Unfortunately, nobody has figured all this out yet, so they are forced to work in software as their day job. They have a large collection of Hello Kitty paraphernalia and are always accepting donations.
Favorite food: Poutine
Best feature: Their eyes