Which member of Brian Aneurysm are you?

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It's Friday night! You are...

Telling your friends you're too busy with work to go out, but you've actually been asleep since 7 PM
Building a Rube Goldberg machine that turns on the TV for you
Watching all 7 Saw movies consecutively
Skateboarding at the park and pretending you totally meant to fall on your face just now

It's Saturday morning and your antics from last night may or may not have left you well-rested. What's for breakfast?

It's noon and you're finishing a bag of potato chips by pouring it into your mouth
An iced coffee is a meal
A full homemade breakfast spread that would make a hobbit jealous
A protein bar and maybe an apple if you're feeling zesty

Wake me up

inside
before you go-go
when September ends

What genre of gnome music are you blasting at parties?

Gardencore (Sufjan Stevens on a near-lethal dose of Xanax)
Shiny Rock (if you gave a Nirvana cover band a fistful of molly and shrooms)
Dark Underground (sounds like what executive dysfunction feels like)
Birdsong (gentle chirping backed by a hurdy-gurdy the size of a Volkswagen Beetle)
Deep Underground (chugging an entire bottle of cough syrup and then trying to pull off a jazz drum solo while someone plays a keytar in the background)
Treewave (sounds like getting a severe concussion in the middle of a house track)
Earth Metal (just because you can daisy-chain three distortion pedals together doesn't mean that you should)
Mossrock (sounds like older bluegrass listened to from a distant cavern except extremely loud)

Pick an instrument to play a cover of Wonderwall on:

Nyckelharpa
Tubax
Tromba marina
Crotales

Your friends have decided to shake things up and play Deadlands for their next tabletop campaign. What class are you picking?

Cowboy
Bank robber
Muckraker
Mad scientist
Snake oil salesman
Gunsmith
Cultist
Huckster

Can you resist the urge to buy a little treat at the grocery store?

Yes. I have the self-disclipine of a god
Yes, reluctantly
No, and I earned that treat because I got out of bed today
No, there's a limited edition novelty flavor of gummy worm that I must try

What ride are you going to first at an amusement park?

Ferris wheel. Anything faster than that and your soul will leave your body
The biggest and fastest roller coaster called The Brain Vaporizer
Bumper cars, so you can show those 8 year olds who's boss
You're here exclusively for the snack carts

What do you fear most?

Clowns
Nothing, except maybe black holes
Lactose intolerance
People who sleep with the closet door open

You can have an object you don't need, as a treat! Pick out something to buy from the thrift store.

Margaritaville bottle opener
Offbrand Furby that looks like it's been through 3 wars
Illegally fuzzy house slippers
Ceramic mug that says BORN TO FISH with a trout for a handle
Dracula cookie jar
Framed photo of a shrimp
Keychain of a bootleg version of some Japanese mascot character
Hyperspecific bot-generated Facebook ad T-shirt (none of the labels apply to you)